"If"

"If we lived together in the same house
Under the same roof
Eventually, one day we would have a huge argument
And our 'monster-selves' would come out
And eat up our smiles with their ugly, warty tongues,
And gobble up our beautiful eyes,
And spit them out across the room," he said.

Smiling her beautiful smile,
She replied,
"Yes, but even a monster can have an eye for love..."